as we all know by now, I am against the themes on this site that glorify the rape or molestation of characters that are blatantly obviously children.

Now, I was wondering. All the arguments against the cause in question have been that I am "infringing" on their creativity, or that I am trolling, lol a new one is that I am somehow mentally deranged. Though by far my favorite is the old fashioned "if you don't like it don't read it"

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I was banned for 24 hours, most of you already know this. Now I'm back, and In my self-medicated haze I figured I needed to apologize for my inappropriate behavior yesterday. I do not in any way condone pedophilia. I believe pedophilia is incredibly wrong and disgusting, and those who practice it should be put in prison. I am an 18 year old sexually confused virgin who is not in any way a pedophile, nor do I wank it to child pornography. I have read my share of stories on this site which

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I have been on for less than two minutes at the time of typing this.

I was off for three days...

Only THREE DAYS, gosh dangit...

And I return to 6 PMs...

7 notifications...

And 104 messages in my feed...

What?

Also, I'll post more soon, I promise. I'm sorry

On a completely unrelated unrelated note, for any Undertale fans here, if you have not read this series...

Do it. Read it now.

And, just as I said before, I wrote another story. The title I mentioned was "How my Night was Lit Up". It actually changed to "How the Night was Lit Up", for reasons. You can read it by clicking here, or by clicking on my username, but why would you do that when there's a fresh link right here? No SunLight there yet, but stick to it and someday it'll appear. I'll update the tags as time comes.

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I am hilariously late to the party on this, but I wanted to speak up because I watched the two season openers today and my main takeaway was how damn much they gave us to discuss.

Seriously, this was a pair of episodes just dripping with implications around the edges. I'll jog through the list after the break.

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Out of every horror movie I have ever seen, none have terrified me the way The Good Burger has. The Good Burger is a film so complex that many still have yet to find all of its secrets. David Lynch himself has famously said, "...When writing the new season for Twin Peaks, I was reminded of The Good Burger. Every night since I first saw the movie in 1997, I would wake up in bed, drenched in sweat, and wonder if the reality that I'm currently in is my own. The Good

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Hope you like the board game Clue (or Cluedo, as we call it over here) because that's what ya getting in this chapter.

I wanted to take a break from the gloom and doom in the recent chapters, and just have a chapter or two where Meteorite is just herself. No inner monologue snippiness, no bouts of depression, just... having a good time with her friends.

...which is weird considering she's not the focal character in this chapter.

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BAHH!
Badubah,
Badu-Ba-ba-Ba-BA-Ba-ba
Ba-ba-Ba-BA-Ba-ba
BUH BUH BUH BUHHHH
Santa Hooves isn't real.
And that's all I have to say on the matter.

For anyone who isn't Ponky, what do you think o'this?

A Christmas present worthy of kings, wouldn't you say?

Haze is a story that is filled with big ideas: Cloud empires. Flying earth ponies. Ancient religions. Superpower-inducing fungi. Unfortunately, much like the mushroom-munching ponies in this story, this story might be biting off more than it can handle…

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Gonna be a quick thing here:

• This summer was admittedly not that great for writing. I think I have maybe 40k of words from various chapters/not quite complete updates and the like that I managed.
• I don't have much to show for it, but I'm on the last (and biggest) part of the Actual Next Update. Even if I wanted to rush it (and, uh, I don't) I have a lotta boxes to pack and a whole-ass move to college in 48 hours.

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Aragón: so, you know that story I’m writing right now?

Lucky Roll: yeah

Aragón: I’m having just a teeny tiny bit of trouble writing it

Aragón: thing is, I have it all planned out, but maybe I need a better way to approach it?

Aragón: I think that's the problem

Aragón: like

Aragón: presentation

Lucky Roll: well

Lucky Roll: you realize I cannot really help with you, do you?

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...with some help from Daft Punk (and Streamable because YouTube was being a butt [might need to click to enable audio]).

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

“Oh Twilight,” laughed Pinkie Pie, from atop her throne of bones. “Sometimes, you don’t need a reason! You just do things to see what happens!”

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May contain spoilers to the new episode "Buckball Season". Proceed at your own risk.

Having just watched "Buckball Season", it has a very fun story and introduces a new sport that makes it unique from other episodes.

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idek

i feel nothing

my bf sent me something that's supposed to be heartbreaking and i felt nothing
*shrug*

First: IF YOU NEED A ROOM FOR BABSCON PLEASE HIT ME UP! My friend and I have at least 2 spots open for up to Thursday night through Monday morning.

Okay, so, this is a great community, and from time to time we come together to help each other out.

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“Lord Tirek.”

“A changeling?” The centaur seemed surprised, before turning to the filly next to him. “See? She get it!”

Cozy just rolled her eyes.

“Chrysalis,” her voice rang within the cave’s walls as she introduced herself. “Queen of the Changelings. Or at least, I will be-“

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THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 374 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

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